[Dirty]

And here we go​

A blind man walks into a fish market and says "Hello Ladies"..

 

[Wandiwa]

NB: Please remember that 50% of the people that read these jokes are female.

 

[Ian D]

Gidday Dirty, welcome to SDC yes it is hard to keep a good joke clean, most people don't laugh at the clean ones, try some Irish or Religous jokes. And whatever you do, don't take a fence

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to blow up the bus, He burnt his lips on the tailpipe.

 

[Ian D]

First guy: A mate of mine got burnt the other day.
Second guy: Yah shit, how bad?
First guy: Well they don't f--k around at the crematorium.

Even then there might be some one who burnt there sister the other day.
My ex partner did. Sorry just trying to explain serious

 

[Littleboy8]

“ hello ladies”
Took me a second
P.s. I’m a female.

 

[Ian D]

Took me a second

Just trying to help a new member share his funny side

 

[Dirty]

NB: Please remember that 50% of the people that read these jokes are female.

Little boy I had that at the back of my mind as I didn't want anyone to think that they were my views. I would hope that everyone saw them as the jokes they were meant to be. Please if I have offended anyone let me know and stop, I do like to include all race, religion, colour, male and female and of course myself so I like to spread the love around. But seriously if I have upset anyone please tell me, I promise not to bite

 

[Dirty]

NB: Please remember that 50% of the people that read these jokes are female.

Sorry Wandiwa I misread the post

 

[Littleboy8]

Little boy I had that at the back of my mind as I didn't want anyone to think that they were my views. I would hope that everyone saw them as the jokes they were meant to be. Please if I have offended anyone let me know and stop, I do like to include all race, religion, colour, male and female and of course myself so I like to spread the love around. But seriously if I have upset anyone please tell me, I promise not to bite

I have four brothers and most of my friends have been and are male so nothing upsets me
I dont know if that’s a good or bad thing.
Littleboy8 is actually my cat bubba.
Welcome to the club
Hey if people don’t like the jokes they can scroll past anyway.

 

[Dirty]

Just trying to help a new member share his funny side

Thank you as I'm still getting used to your site. I do have a few questions but I'll ask them when I get on a bit later and thanks to everyone who has made me feel welcome.