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An Irishman's first drink with his son:
"While reading an article last night about fathers and their sons,
memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.
"Off we went to our local pub, only two blocks from the cottage.
"I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
"Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally,
I thought he might like some Harp Lager?
"He didn't. I drank it.
"I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!
"In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast , Ireland 's finest whisky.
"He wouldn't even smell it.
"What could I do but drink it!
"By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink,
I was so shit-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!"
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