[Luckyus]

An Important Lesson​

First year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered in a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

I really feel for the first student who tried after him... must have gotten a real rich taste

 

[Luckyus]

I really feel for the first student who tried after him... must have gotten a real rich taste

It reminds me of the young bloke that goes into a pub and orders a triple brandy, gulps it down, and orders another, same thing orders a third when the barman asks why he's knocking them back. The young said that he was celebrating his first blow job!! the barman being a man of the world congratulated and said have one me. When the young bloke said no thanks if the first three didn't take the taste out of his mouth another one wouldn't make any difference.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Both jokes were bottlers Well done guys

 

[Gazman]

Let's hope he remembers to wash his fingers before eating!

 

[RTS]

Maybe the SDC team could give us a warning when the 'joke' is gross or potentially offensive. I know some people don't mind having smutty images in their brains, but I don't like to.

 

[tiger]

RTS there was a warning !!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

An Important Lesson​

First year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered in a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention!"

Lol YUCK! poor students what kind of a doctor (teacher) is this Lol hope they reported him. Hahaha

 

[RTS]

RTS there was a warning !!

Thankyou. I think that's the very worst ' joke' ever.

 

[Gazman]

It reminds me of the young bloke that goes into a pub and orders a triple brandy, gulps it down, and orders another, same thing orders a third when the barman asks why he's knocking them back. The young said that he was celebrating his first blow job!! the barman being a man of the world congratulated and said have one me. When the young bloke said no thanks if the first three didn't take the taste out of his mouth another one wouldn't make any difference.

 

[Gazman]

Gross, but funny, the punchline made it!

 

[Fuvckineell]

Members obviously don’t watch Q I
Sir Sydney

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

It reminds me of the young bloke that goes into a pub and orders a triple brandy, gulps it down, and orders another, same thing orders a third when the barman asks why he's knocking them back. The young said that he was celebrating his first blow job!! the barman being a man of the world congratulated and said have one me. When the young bloke said no thanks if the first three didn't take the taste out of his mouth another one wouldn't make any difference.

Lol did he supply the blow Job! Hahaha

 

[Hrynpa]

An Important Lesson​

First year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered in a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention!"

Funny