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mOiOz

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Yeah married for 43 years don't get that for murder
 
I got a life <sentence at the ceremony
 
With so many divorces happening these days.....maybe instead of calling it Marriage....it should be called Buyer Beware. :unsure: ;)
 
Yes you are right the young ones change partners like a rotation door so yes Buyer Beware
 
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With so many divorces happening these days.....maybe instead of calling it Marriage....it should be called Buyer Beware. :unsure: ;)
Maybe rent-a-hubby can be construed as something else! 😁
 
Maybe rent-a-hubby can be construed as something else! 😁
You can rent a temporary wife for an hour.

At the local brothel....
 
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You can rent a temporary wife for an hour.

At the local brothel....
I don’t know where my local brothel is, or the terms and conditions. How did you locate the necessary information? 😁😁😁
 
I don’t know where my local brothel is, or the terms and conditions. How did you locate the necessary information? 😁😁😁
F**ked if I know! :p
 
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I don’t know where my local brothel is, or the terms and conditions. How did you locate the necessary information? 😁😁😁
Check your local paper in the Public Notices....the workers come to you and you can discuss with them what you wish to know over the phone first......NOTE.....This information has been passed onto me from a friend who apparently used such service. :ROFLMAO:
 
And to pick-up a one-hour stand does? 😁
Woolies and Coles have a home delivery service or "click and collect".

I hope their "bags" are sturdy enough!
 
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I don’t know where my local brothel is, or the terms and conditions. How did you locate the necessary information? 😁😁😁
Ask ya mum, she knows.
 

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