[Wandiwa]

When I was in Calgary Canada many yrs ago, I saw 2 ladies working a street corner, they were very very large ladies and I thought that's gotta be a bargain, its gonna be about 10c a kilo.

 

[magpie1]

And to pick-up a one-hour stand does?

it's a matter of 'Economics'.......

 

[magpie1]

You obviously NEVER met my mum!

You'll never know......

 

[magpie1]

When I was in Calgary Canada many yrs ago, I saw 2 ladies working a street corner, they were very very large ladies and I thought that's gotta be a bargain, its gonna be about 10c a kilo.

That's the 'family size' deal........

 

[mOiOz]

The term is Lay-buy.

Bloody good!!!!!

 

[mOiOz]

You obviously NEVER met my mum!

Madam and I met a number of times!

 

[Veggiepatch]

, why buy a filthy rug?

I prefer mine to be free of piles....

 

[Wandiwa]

You obviously NEVER met my mum!

I probably have, but the lights were off.
(no points for 2nd @mOiOz beat me too it.)

 

[mOiOz]

I prefer mine to be free of piles....

You mean - not another pain in the ass!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Madam and I met a number of times!

Was that when she employed you....

 

[Veggiepatch]

You mean - not another pain in the ass!

Better than pushing in some guy's stool!

 

[Ivory]

I probably have, but the lights were off.
(no points for 2nd @mOiOz beat me too it.)

She was even scary with the lights off. The only advantage with the dark was the possibility of dodging her

 

[magpie1]

I prefer mine to be free of piles....

I prefer a SHAG pile one myself......

 

[magpie1]

Better than pushing in some guy's stool!

yep...you know you're in the shit then ..........

 

[Ivory]

Madam and I met a number of times!

She preferred Ma’am to Madam!