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Alligator shoes
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of the shopkeeper, the young blonde declared, "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, "Well, ma'am, you're welcome to go give that a try?"
The blonde headed off to the swamp to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home and spotted the young woman standing waist-deep in the murky water, holding a shotgun.
He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming toward her.
With lightning reflexes, she took aim, shot the creature, and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all dead, lying belly up.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration...
"CRAP!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!!!"
