All Gone To Hell!
Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth
All died and met in hell.
While there, They saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.
The devil tells them
It is for calling back to Earth.
Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished The devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars,
So Idi Amin writes him a cheque.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished
The devil informs her that cost is 6 million pounds, So she writes him a cheque.
Finally Ronald Reagan gets his turn and calls USA and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished The devil informs him that the cost is $5.00 dollars.
When Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth hears this,
They both go ballistic and asks the devil Why Ronald Reagan got to call USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies :
" Since Trump took over,
The country has gone to hell, So it's only a local call. "