phantomrose101

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After Christmas

Dieters beware!

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Too painful for me to sit like that.
 
Reminds me of a cute Oriental girl in a short dress and braless who frequents Dandenong's Palm Court over the past week or so, eating her lunch. Me, being what I am, lingered at the rubbish bin a few meters in front of her longer than I should. Her skimpy white panties weren't entirely covering everything up, so I was treated to an impromptu lesson in gynaecology. Much to my delight!

She was even there with a friend this afternoon, however, she exhibited a bit more modesty. Damn!
 
Reminds me of a cute Oriental girl in a short dress and braless who frequents Dandenong's Palm Court over the past week or so, eating her lunch. Me, being what I am, lingered at the rubbish bin a few meters in front of her longer than I should. Her skimpy white panties weren't entirely covering everything up, so I was treated to an impromptu lesson in gynaecology. Much to my delight!

She was even there with a friend this afternoon, however, she exhibited a bit more modesty. Damn!
If the frog reminds you of “a cute Oriental girl”, she must’ve been a real stunner! 😄
 
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If the frog reminds you of “a cute Oriental girl”, she must’ve been a real stunner! 😄
I didn't get the chance to see if she croaks when she co...

Well, you know the rest.
 
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sounds like a dirty old man whom you wouldn't like to leae your daughters with
 
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Reminds me of a cute Oriental girl in a short dress and braless who frequents Dandenong's Palm Court over the past week or so, eating her lunch. Me, being what I am, lingered at the rubbish bin a few meters in front of her longer than I should. Her skimpy white panties weren't entirely covering everything up, so I was treated to an impromptu lesson in gynaecology. Much to my delight!

She was even there with a friend this afternoon, however, she exhibited a bit more modesty. Damn!
You definitely qualify for a dirty old man.
 
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You definitely qualify for a dirty old man.
You are on my hit list along with a couple of others. Don't worry, you'll have to read between the lines to understand.
 
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You definitely qualify for a dirty old man.
Shouldn't you be cooking Beef Wellington With Mushrooms for tomorrow's Leongatha's Baptist Church congregation?
 
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