[Luckyus]

Adams Story​

Adam is sitting under his favourite tree one day when God comes wandering along. "How's it going Adam?", he asked.

"Not so bad," said Adam, "but I'm a bit bored and could do with some company".

"Can maybe help you there," says God. "Brand new in, she is absolutely gorgeous, cordon bleu cook, looks after the kids, gives you no grief, does as she is told and is amazing in bed."


"Sounds great," says Adam, "but what will it cost?"


"Ah," says God, "there's the rub. It'll cost you an arm and a leg."

"Oh," says Adam, "that's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"

The rest, as they say, is history!.

 

[Dougal]

Adams Story​

Adam is sitting under his favourite tree one day when God comes wandering along. "How's it going Adam?", he asked.

"Not so bad," said Adam, "but I'm a bit bored and could do with some company".

"Can maybe help you there," says God. "Brand new in, she is absolutely gorgeous, cordon bleu cook, looks after the kids, gives you no grief, does as she is told and is amazing in bed."


"Sounds great," says Adam, "but what will it cost?"


"Ah," says God, "there's the rub. It'll cost you an arm and a leg."

"Oh," says Adam, "that's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"

The rest, as they say, is history!.

A palindrome, apart from meaning a friend at the airport, is a phrase
that reads the same backwards and forwards.

Adam was the first person to utter a palindrome when he first met
Eve and said "Madam I'm Adam"

 

[Pink lion]

A palindrome, apart from meaning a friend at the airport, is a phrase
that reads the same backwards and forwards.

Adam was the first person to utter a palindrome when he first met
Eve and said "Madam I'm Adam"

Hilarious. B.T.W The Americans appear to be fully getting into gender blending, and it seems unending.
Gawd I would hate to be an Archeologist in the future. They would uncover a pile of human bones (ignoring the pelvic girdle) and say, What is that? ha ha ha

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Adams Story​

Adam is sitting under his favourite tree one day when God comes wandering along. "How's it going Adam?", he asked.

"Not so bad," said Adam, "but I'm a bit bored and could do with some company".

"Can maybe help you there," says God. "Brand new in, she is absolutely gorgeous, cordon bleu cook, looks after the kids, gives you no grief, does as she is told and is amazing in bed."


"Sounds great," says Adam, "but what will it cost?"


"Ah," says God, "there's the rub. It'll cost you an arm and a leg."

"Oh," says Adam, "that's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"

The rest, as they say, is history!.

Lol, what would he get from God if he gave him BBQ ribs! Hahaha