[mOiOz]

A WISE PERSON ONCE SAID:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without them;

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband;

4. Arguing over a gal's bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available;
AND,

5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

 

[Kayer02]

A WISE PERSON ONCE SAID:

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without them;

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband;

4. Arguing over a gal's bust size is like choosing between Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available;
AND,

5. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

An absolute gem !!

 

[Gunpark]

mOiOz is right on the money. Clothes are something we have to wear or get locked up.
Nothing like a good cuddle in bed on a cold night.
Do they still make condoms?
I am not a beer drinker, but can be seduced with a good wine, preferably a soft red to match a partner.
Don't mention it, just enjoy it.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

They’re making and selling more condoms than ever, with people being more sexually active ever since the advent of the pill. And everyone is encouraged to practise safe sex not for fear of pregnancy but to protect themselves from STDs. Pick them up in the supermarket!