[Skipton]

A Side Order Of Naan!​

I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant.
Just as I was finishing up and thinking about
getting the bill, when this sweet little old
grandmother came up top my table and said.
''You are such a lovely boy, with such wonderful manners.
You are a credit to your mum and dad.''
Then off she toddled.
I said to the waiter: ''Excuse me, who was that?''
He said: Ah yes sir, that's your complimentary Nan''.

 

[Monmc]

 

[Pink lion]

I LOVE THIS IMAGE OF A LION. thank you MONMC for posting it.

 

[Monmc]

Thankyou Pink LionI felt it was quite appropriate for Skipton’s joke

 

[CliffE]

If that lion was Yiddish, he would have said "Oy vey iz mir" (Oh woe is me)

 

[Suzanne rose]

A Side Order Of Naan!​

I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant.
Just as I was finishing up and thinking about
getting the bill, when this sweet little old
grandmother came up top my table and said.
''You are such a lovely boy, with such wonderful manners.
You are a credit to your mum and dad.''
Then off she toddled.
I said to the waiter: ''Excuse me, who was that?''
He said: Ah yes sir, that's your complimentary Nan''.

 

[Barbara V]

A Side Order Of Naan!​

I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant.
Just as I was finishing up and thinking about
getting the bill, when this sweet little old
grandmother came up top my table and said.
''You are such a lovely boy, with such wonderful manners.
You are a credit to your mum and dad.''
Then off she toddled.
I said to the waiter: ''Excuse me, who was that?''
He said: Ah yes sir, that's your complimentary Nan''.

Ñoooo!!!!