[Fisherman2320]

A Redneck's Wife.

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night
And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said "Here, you hold this high so i can see what I'm doing" Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet another one to come" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you tink it's the light that's attractin'em
??

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A Redneck's Wife.

Back in the woods, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night
And the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said "Here, you hold this high so i can see what I'm doing" Soon a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down....I think there's yet another one to come" Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you tink it's the light that's attractin'em
??

Read this joke before but it still made me chuckle! That last line is hilarious!

 

[hdhensel]

There could be an element of truth in that because in some workplaces I have heard an Irishmen called a prawn

 

[Mars]

I've written this one down to read out at Probus. I read out a joke to them at the end of every meeting. I'm sure they will like this one

 

[margie]

 

[Joyem]

I have a book to write the good jokes I like in it so this one has gone in.

 

[j.r.e.]

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out
of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this
street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town.

I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle.
"You're bullshitting me, right?

You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”

 

[NotPhilips]

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out
of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this
street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town.

I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday...
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle.
"You're bullshitting me, right?

You don't even know the way to the Post Office!”

The boy makes a good point!

 

[Keverall]

That is an excellent one. But are you sure The Redneck doesn't come from some other location!!!

 

[NotPhilips]

That is an excellent one. But are you sure The Redneck doesn't come from some other location!!!

Any suggestions?