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A POLISH MAN IN OZ
Tuviah, a Polish man, moved to the Oz and married an Australian girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him:
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions.
Lawyer: "Have you any grounds?"
Tuviah: "Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home."
Lawyer: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Tuviah: "It is made of concrete."
Lawyer: "I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
Tuviah: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
Lawyer: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
Tuviah: "All my relations are still in Poland."
Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
Tuviah: "We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player."
Lawyer: "Does your wife beat you up?"
Tuviah: "No, I am always up before her."
Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?"
Tuviah: "She is going to kill me."
Lawyer: "What makes you think that?"
Tuviah: "I got proof."
Lawyer: "What kind of proof?"
Tuviah: "She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom!
I can read and it say: "Polish Remover”.
Tuviah, a Polish man, moved to the Oz and married an Australian girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him:
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions.
Lawyer: "Have you any grounds?"
Tuviah: "Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home."
Lawyer: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
Tuviah: "It is made of concrete."
Lawyer: "I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
Tuviah: "No, we have carport, and not need one."
Lawyer: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
Tuviah: "All my relations are still in Poland."
Lawyer: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
Tuviah: "We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player."
Lawyer: "Does your wife beat you up?"
Tuviah: "No, I am always up before her."
Lawyer: "Why do you want this divorce?"
Tuviah: "She is going to kill me."
Lawyer: "What makes you think that?"
Tuviah: "I got proof."
Lawyer: "What kind of proof?"
Tuviah: "She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom!
I can read and it say: "Polish Remover”.
