[Skipton]

A Matter Of Mathematics!​

My wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products,
she asked me, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?'
Looking over her carefully, I replied, 'Judging from your skin,
twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.'
'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed.
'Hey, wait a minute!' I interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet...

 

[Emmy Im12]

A Matter Of Mathematics!​

My wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products,
she asked me, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?'
Looking over her carefully, I replied, 'Judging from your skin,
twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.'
'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed.
'Hey, wait a minute!' I interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet...

 

[Dennis]

I hope he has sent for an ambulance. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's a fjord? A Norwegian car.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A Matter Of Mathematics!​

My wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products,
she asked me, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?'
Looking over her carefully, I replied, 'Judging from your skin,
twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.'
'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed.
'Hey, wait a minute!' I interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet...

Lol, well done man! very clever reply to his wife. Hahaha.

 

[Staffordshire Whippet]

A Matter Of Mathematics!​

My wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products,
she asked me, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?'
Looking over her carefully, I replied, 'Judging from your skin,
twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.'
'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed.
'Hey, wait a minute!' I interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet...

The Doctor says he should be out about the end of next week, assuming no complications with the stitches....

 

[Reet]

A Matter Of Mathematics!​

My wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products,
she asked me, 'Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?'
Looking over her carefully, I replied, 'Judging from your skin,
twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five.'
'Oh, you flatterer!' she gushed.
'Hey, wait a minute!' I interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet...

Nasty!

 

[Tygie]

He is cruisin'. He would not last without pain inflicted in this house (a sharp pinch on the arm and/or denied other 'things'). Why can't men respect women and not insult them?