[Cheb]

A Male Fairy Tale​

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing and hunting,
and played golf,
and dated women half his age,
and drank beer and scotch,
and had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up,
and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

Hahaha oh my goodness, this one made me laugh

 

[DKH]

Helped start my day with a laugh. My wife couldn't see anything funny about it hahaha

 

[ElizaKaye]

making fun of females again?

 

[Veggiepatch]

making fun of females again?

Nah....making fun of me!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun, When is a baby like a basketball player. When he dribbles.

 

[Veggiepatch]

A Male Fairy Tale​

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing and hunting,
and played golf,
and dated women half his age,
and drank beer and scotch,
and had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up,
and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

This is me to a tee. Exception being the bolded parts.

 

[Brody]

A Male Fairy Tale​

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing and hunting,
and played golf,
and dated women half his age,
and drank beer and scotch,
and had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up,
and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

 

[NotNats]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Princess lived happily ever after,

THE END

 

[thomas]

A Male Fairy Tale​

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing and hunting,
and played golf,
and dated women half his age,
and drank beer and scotch,
and had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up,
and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

the other version is, she said "yes" and that's the end of the fairy tale

 

[Veggiepatch]

The world's shortest fairy tale.

"Once upon a time....

....they lived happily ever after".

THE END.

 

[cardie]

My Mum always said "You are not getting old, just older" ...

 

[Joy Rush]

making fun of females again?

Typical male humour love.

 

[Brody]

I must admit, I saw the funny side of this
I am not Male but I think it is not a bad summary of what a Male in retrospect
would agree with. It is a realistic view from the Men who would say yup. That's
the way it is, having Married or not.
Marriage takes work, lt could be a drop out from responsibility .Overall I don't think Men are equipped to deal with putting themselves in a setting of considering others especially their wives.
In anything connecting with their old habits, it is not easy to put aside the things that they feel are not a problem, Why is it so difficult, for their partners to accept it. This is how I roll. With the inclusion of Children into the mix most
Men feel neglected, she is distracted with the baby etc. What about me ? Why is she so demanding about everything, why can't she just take me as I am. I feel as if I am not important to her anymore.

Some men take it on board and share the "burden" of the changes in the relationship willingly without Drama, and become a true partner in the every daily events that occur.

They are happy to embrace the change, and support not only the partner, but also this little person who is so demanding and takes so much time everyday. It all comes down too, are we in this together or am I still
wanting things to be the same as before
the baby came. Decision Time...... success of failure. That is the game.
Some people do, and some people don't get it. Quite simple really, putting the other person or persons first.

 

[e.t.]

This is very true my son is a good example. except for the money in the bank, interest rates (rats) have put the mockers on that..

 

[Barbara V]

A Male Fairy Tale​

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing and hunting,
and played golf,
and dated women half his age,
and drank beer and scotch,
and had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up,
and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

Hmmm!!!!!

 

[thomas]

The world's shortest fairy tale.

"Once upon a time....

....they lived happily ever after".

THE END.

 

[Toad]

A Male Fairy Tale​

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princes......
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO"
And the Prince lived happily ever after,
and rode motorcycles,
and went fishing and hunting,
and played golf,
and dated women half his age,
and drank beer and scotch,
and had tons of money in the bank,
and left the toilet seat up,
and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END

 

[Toad]

I saw something similar. in an email, about two years' ago. My delicate nature, however, forbids me to expand on the rather risqué additions, to said email - cheers Toad

 

[CraigF]

Wow! Some people really read too much into jokes. Don't like it ... move on. Or better still, submit one yourself!