[Vella Gonzaga]

A joke submitted by member Ley​

An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son:

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the plot. That’s where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here."

Thank you for submitting this joke, Ley!

 

[Dennis]

Must be my age but this is another oldie.

 

[Robbo128]

Must be my age but this is another oldie.

The thing about an old joke Dennis, is that they are still funny.
Just imagine all those with Alzheimer's..... it's another NEW joke'
Have a great day

 

[Mistydolphin1]

Some of the old jokes are the best

 

[margie]

 

[Big G]

An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son:

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the plot. That’s where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here."

Thank you for submitting this joke, Ley!

A classic oldie

 

[Ezzy]

An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son:

Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

"For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the plot. That’s where I buried the GUNS!!" At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened and asked him what to do next.

His son’s reply: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you, from here."

Thank you for submitting this joke, Ley!

An oldie but a goodie.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

A great idea from the son payed off