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A Joke Submitted By Member Doug S.
*Warning: This joke may come off a little crude! But keep reading...
An elderly man had been given a sterile jar by his doctor and requested to return to the surgery the next day with a sperm sample.
He returned the next day with an empty jar.
"What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well" said the man "I tried with my left hand, no good; so I tried with the right hand, again no good"
He then said "So I asked my wife to help; but she had no luck either, trying with both hands and even putting it between her legs"
"I then went next door" said the man "and asked my neighbour if she could help"
"She tried with her left hand, no good; she tried with her right hand, again no good; she even put it in her mouth, but that didn't work either"
"What!" exclaimed the doctor "you asked a neighbour?"
"Yes" replied the man "she did her best, but none of us could get the lid off the jar!"
