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A joke from member Walter H!

Four sophomores were taking chemistry, and all of them so far had an ‘A’.

These four friends were so confident that on the weekend before their final exam, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time but after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back home until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the finals, they would explain to the Professor why they missed it.

They said that they visited friends, but on the way back, they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

They quickly answered the first problem, which was worth 5 marks. Easy peasy, they thought!

Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy. Then, they turned the page.

On the second page was written …

For 95 marks: Which tyre? _________

Another hilarious joke from member Walter H.
 
Four sophomores were taking chemistry, and all of them so far had an ‘A’.

These four friends were so confident that on the weekend before their final exam, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time but after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back home until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the finals, they would explain to the Professor why they missed it.

They said that they visited friends, but on the way back, they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

They quickly answered the first problem, which was worth 5 marks. Easy peasy, they thought!

Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy. Then, they turned the page.

On the second page was written …

For 95 marks: Which tyre? _________

Another hilarious joke from member Walter H.
Very very smart teacher
 
Four sophomores were taking chemistry, and all of them so far had an ‘A’.

These four friends were so confident that on the weekend before their final exam, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time but after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back home until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the finals, they would explain to the Professor why they missed it.

They said that they visited friends, but on the way back, they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

They quickly answered the first problem, which was worth 5 marks. Easy peasy, they thought!

Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy. Then, they turned the page.

On the second page was written …

For 95 marks: Which tyre? _________

Another hilarious joke from member Walter H.
Funny jokes- should have taken out the American "sophomore" reference for Aussie audience though. Maybe use " uni students" instead.
 
Four sophomores were taking chemistry, and all of them so far had an ‘A’.

These four friends were so confident that on the weekend before their final exam, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time but after all the partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back home until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the finals, they would explain to the Professor why they missed it.

They said that they visited friends, but on the way back, they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

They quickly answered the first problem, which was worth 5 marks. Easy peasy, they thought!

Each one, in a separate room, thought this was going to be easy. Then, they turned the page.

On the second page was written …

For 95 marks: Which tyre? _________

Another hilarious joke from member Walter H.
Hilarious loved it…..😂
 
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Funny jokes- should have taken out the American "sophomore" reference for Aussie audience though. Maybe use " uni students" instead.
Completely understand where you're coming from @Janell but when our members submit their own jokes, riddles, fun facts etc. we don't like to edit them, because that's changing their work and what they wanted featured in the newsletter! Hopefully this makes sense! :)
 

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