[Jonathan Leane]

A joke for the cat lovers out there...​

A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.

In heaven they faced God,who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German shepherd said: "I believe in discipline, loyalty and training to my master".

"Good", said God.

"You may sit on my right side".

The Doberman said: "I believe in love,care and protection of my master".

"Aha, you may sit on my left," said God.

Then God looked at the cat and said: "and what do you believe in"?

The cat replied: "I believe you are sitting in my seat."

 

[Dennis]

Sorry but I am not a cat lover.

 

[Gazman]

A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.

In heaven they faced God,who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German shepherd said: "I believe in discipline, loyalty and training to my master".

"Good", said God.

"You may sit on my right side".

The Doberman said: "I believe in love,care and protection of my master".

"Aha, you may sit on my left," said God.

Then God looked at the cat and said: "and what do you believe in"?

The cat replied: "I believe you are sitting in my seat."

Love it, some without humor could be offended though!

 

[Retiree46]

Sorry but I am not a cat lover.

You haven't had them cooked right.

 

[Gazman]

You haven't had them cooked right.

Lots of people like the taste of pussy!

 

[Big G]

Sorry but I am not a cat lover.

Me neither

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat died.

In heaven they faced God,who wanted to know what they believed in.

The German shepherd said: "I believe in discipline, loyalty and training to my master".

"Good", said God.

"You may sit on my right side".

The Doberman said: "I believe in love,care and protection of my master".

"Aha, you may sit on my left," said God.

Then God looked at the cat and said: "and what do you believe in"?

The cat replied: "I believe you are sitting in my seat."

What a Pussy Lol

 

[Thecheesequeen]

Lots of people like the taste of pussy!

Mind out of the gutter!

 

[MotherGoose]

It's a joke for crying out loud - why are people inflicting their dislike of cats on the rest of us? It's not really relevant.