[Danielle G.]

a historic day that would guide us...​

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[Maggie96]

That doesn't make sense

 

[Richard12]

That doesn't make sense

It doesn't to me either.

 

[Geoff01]

Got me beat.

 

[britz58]

Huh

 

[Mummanew]

I got it...very clever. We've always observed the 5 second rule in our house, I just didn't realise it had been formally recognised

 

[Luckyus]

You obviously had a very privileged background.

 

[Wandiwa]

That doesn't make sense

Think about the size of a germ .... (sitting on the chair opposite)

 

[Wandiwa]

Got me beat.

Think about the size of a germ .... (sitting on the chair opposite)

 

[Gunpark]

I'll bite, what is the five second rule?

 

[Mummanew]

I'll bite, what is the five second rule?

The 5 second rule is when you drop food on the floor it's still okay to eat if you pick it up within 5 seconds

 

[Wandiwa]

5 seconds can be extended. If a) mums just washed the floor. b) it's an extra yummy dessert. c) nobody's watching.

 

[Viellarde]

That doesn't make sense

Drop food on floor, pick up within 5 secs, still safe to eat. Apparently germs take that amount of time to contaminate the food.

 

[Viellarde]

I got it...very clever. We've always observed the 5 second rule in our house, I just didn't realise it had been formally recognised

I first heard this rule when I came to Australia. This joke is hilarious if you remember there's a germ also signing.
As we know, it's not funny explaining a joke.

 

[Choff5]

It's not funny

 

[Luckyus]

It's not funny

Neither is a cold toilet seat in a public toilet, but really worse is a warm toilet seat, in the public toilets?

 

[Ivory]

The timing depended on a significant number of factor, one of which being my mothers mood at the time of the spill.

 

[Viellarde]

Neither is a cold toilet seat in a public toilet, but really worse is a warm toilet seat, in the public toilets?

Worse!