[Danielle G.]

a classic joke​

 

[SirExton]

In the convent Mother Superior sees the novice num sister Mary walking though the hall. Morther Suprior calls sister Mary into her office. When seated the Mother Superior says to the novice Mary "Mary did you get out of the bed on the wrong side this morning?" Mary replies "no mother superior I feel fantastic and full of life, why do you ask?" Mother Superior replies "because you are wearing the red slippers of the Holy Farther Francis"

 

[Wandiwa]

A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walks into a bar, they realized it was a strip club, so they left. All 3 of them had left their cash at home.

 

[CliffE]

I always cross myself before leaving home

spectacles

wallet watch

testicles

 

[SirExton]

I always cross myself before leaving home

spectacles

wallet watch

testicles

 

[richmich.4422@gmail]

I always cross myself before leaving home

spectacles

wallet watch

testicles

Wot about the keys.

NOVEZAR.