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A Blonde at the Cinema
I went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“ Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “ Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier ?”
“ No !” she said in a loud whisper. “ The ‘Turn Off Your Phone’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
