[Skipton]

A Bargain​

A police officer talks to a driver:
"Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed,
and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it.
They want twice as much as that at the garage

 

[Jaypee]

A Bargain​

A police officer talks to a driver:
"Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed,
and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it.
They want twice as much as that at the garage

I got pulled over by a policeman the other day for speeding. I said *I suppose you are going to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball?*. He replied "New South Wales police don't have balls."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What is a vampire's favorite kind of coffee? De-coffin-ated!

 

[Gazman]

A Bargain​

A police officer talks to a driver:
"Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed,
and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it.
They want twice as much as that at the garage

That's pretty good, best in some time.

 

[thomas]

do you know why firemen have bigger balls than policemen?
because they sell more tickets

 

[Forklift]

I got pulled over by a policeman the other day for speeding. I said *I suppose you are going to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball?*. He replied "New South Wales police don't have balls."

Is that why all their voices are so high?

 

[AndyM6539]

I got pulled over by a policeman the other day for speeding. I said *I suppose you are going to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball?*. He replied "New South Wales police don't have balls."

Thats why Fireman have bigger balls than Policemen,.................They sell more tickets .

 

[Reet]

A Bargain​

A police officer talks to a driver:
"Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed,
and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it.
They want twice as much as that at the garage

Well said!

 

[anne2162]

A Bargain​

A police officer talks to a driver:
"Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed,
and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it.
They want twice as much as that at the garage

Very good but did he fix everything??

 

[UruauP]

I got pulled over by a policeman the other day for speeding. I said *I suppose you are going to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball?*. He replied "New South Wales police don't have balls."

Cracker

 

[Gazman]

Cracker

The jokes a cracker, Cracker

 

[Bob’s Buddy]