[Cheb]

$100​

An 85 year old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry's.
Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.
The man is so attractive, she cannot keep her eyes off him.
After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes,
and says in a sultry tone, " I'll do anything you'd like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams.
It doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it.
For this I want $100 cash, and there is another condition."
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.
" You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words," the man says.
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man.
She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hands.
She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes and slowly but clearly says,
" Paint my house !"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

HAHAHAHA! Tell him to do the laundry too!

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

This is fantastic @Cheb hahahaha

 

[Dawn Neumann]

What a great deal for the fee.

 

[JayKay]

Quick thinking OBE!

 

[Gazman]

An 85 year old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry's.
Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.
The man is so attractive, she cannot keep her eyes off him.
After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes,
and says in a sultry tone, " I'll do anything you'd like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams.
It doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it.
For this I want $100 cash, and there is another condition."
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.
" You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words," the man says.
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man.
She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hands.
She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes and slowly but clearly says,
" Paint my house !"

Excellent, love it ♥♥♥

 

[Darron]

Just made me laugh out loud.

 

[Retiree46]

Tell him not to forget the Facia boards.

 

[Julia TH]

Probably exactly what I would ask

 

[Delilah OBE]

I agree! Quick thinking!

 

[debjane]

An 85 year old lady was waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry's.
Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.
The man is so attractive, she cannot keep her eyes off him.
After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes,
and says in a sultry tone, " I'll do anything you'd like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams.
It doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it.
For this I want $100 cash, and there is another condition."
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.
" You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words," the man says.
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man.
She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hands.
She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes and slowly but clearly says,
" Paint my house !"

BRILLIANT