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10 of the funniest jokes from the Edinburgh fringe
1. Michael Spicer: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
2. Susie McCabe: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
3. Lou Sanders: I asked if I could change the vaccine I was getting and the guy said he’d get his supervisor. I thought that was like Pfizer but a really, really good one.
4. Eryn Tett: A spiritual guidance teacher playing hide and seek with kids: ‘All right, well, you guys go hide. And find yourselves.’
5. Ignacio Lopez: I come from a long line of immigrants. No, seriously, the queue was massive – the first thing they teach you when you move to the UK is queuing.
6. Olaf Falafel: I spent the whole morning building a time machine – that’s four hours of my life I’m definitely getting back.
7. Sophie Duker: Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.
8. Ari Eldjárn: I never wanted a beard. But then it grew on me.
9. Tessa Coates: Got arrested for relaxing at a campsite the other day – loitering within tent.
10. Michael Akadiri: Being a doctor in comedy has got me some fans. I had a guy book tickets to see me because it was the quickest way to get a doctor’s appointment.
