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When Size Meets Reality​

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USS Montana:
This is the USS Montana requesting that you immediately divert your course 15° north to avoid a collision. Over.


Radio Contact:
Negative. Please divert your course 15° south to avoid collision.


Captain Hancock (USS Montana):
This is Captain Hancock. You will divert your course. Over.


Radio Contact:
Negative, Captain. I'm not moving anything. You must change course. Over.


USS Montana:
This is the USS Montana, the second largest vessel in the North Atlantic fleet. You will change course 15° north, or I will be forced to take measures to ensure the safety of this ship. Over.


Radio Contact:
This is a lighthouse. Your call.


First Officer (USS Montana):
…Captain, I think he’s gone.


Captain Hancock:
Fair enough.


This funny scenario is on youtube if you are interested go to youtube search "lighthouse vs uss montana"