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    Coca-Cola faces scrutiny after releasing its Christmas advert

    It's an ad for liquid junk food, not a movie. If you don't like it, drink Pepsi and get over it.
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    Riddle Word Unscramble 22.11.2024

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    Joke still in full stock

    Frightening indeed. Imagine having dinner and drinks in the Sydney Tower Restaurant (82 floors up) and then finding someone had sprayed the floors of the lifts. 😬😬😬😬😬
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    Are you risking your life unknowingly? See the shocking footage of a fisherman in crocodile-infested waters that's causing uproar!

    A prime candidate for a Darwin Award. I've confidence he will be successful.
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    Joke Paint What You See 🎨

    No Gin for you then.
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    Joke Paint What You See 🎨

    Now children, play nice🤣 I firmly agree with banning dihydrogen monoxide. But only when mixed with other fluids, like Whisky, Rum, Bourbon, Vodka, Etc. That's a filthy habit, not to be tolerated.
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    Riddle Word Unscramble 20.11.2024

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    Brain Teaser What comes next in this series?

    I stole it from him. 🙃
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    This Hidden Cookie Optical Illusion Stumped the Internet – Can You Spot It Before Everyone Else?

    Imagine being such a messy eater you have to buy a counter top specifically designed to hide your mess.
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    Brain Teaser What comes next in this series?

    Answer:
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    Riddle Riddle Masters 18.11.2024

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    Cowboys and Indians

    We lived next to a friendly bald neighbour, who I thought had been scalped, but mum told us was a war hero. So I figured she would be happy to have two hero sons, and that they might be less nasty too. Dad gave me a lesson in the difference between baldness and scalping, with the aid of his...
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    Cowboys and Indians

    Played it often, with my two older brothers... naturally I was always the Indian. Mum stopped us from playing, when she caught me with her best carving knife... I was determined to get a couple of scalps.
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    Residents outraged over confusing, money grab road sign

    This is the sign. I don't see how anyone can misunderstand what it means. Especially when it's paired with this one, so the area of no stopping is clear.
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    Joke Close Shave

    That's how Paddy discovered his wife's secret, without revealing his. Which is why he wasn't 'killed' for shaving off his beard, and got to stay out late more often. Making both him, and his girlfriend, very happy.
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    Watch Out! Self-Parking Tesla Takes Over Aussie Roads in Unexpected Way

    Your information is mentioned in the article. Without that information, and an explanation of the reason for the wide range, what is provided doesn't reach the level of a valid static. I didn't make any such claim.
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    Joke it's a honse

    Honse if you're horsy.
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    SKINNY DICKS

    It's the thick ones that normally go halfway in. Unless it makes up for being skinny by being extra long.
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    Watch Out! Self-Parking Tesla Takes Over Aussie Roads in Unexpected Way

    A likelihood of between 20 to 80 times less... that's not a static, it's a guess.
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