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He doen't look that bad, scales must be lightly calibrated

I can't get fat on anything

I am not sure it pays to advertise

Definitely a wet joke

He had AMPle time to find out WATT where the SHORT was. He may have left it OHM.

I am all shook up!!!!

Looks like they took the gate as well, so how do you find the entrance?

Passing wind will possibly be amplified to assist in locating said instrument.

Another view of being a pinup

YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE FACT THERE IS ALWAYS A TWENTY SECOND IN EVERY MONTH

What shop do you get those photos?

Dinna ken what your talking about

My bark is worse than my bite, I am a toothless puppy dog

Didn;t look like a rattler more like a good anaconda( good on ya) or maybe a large carpet.

Je ne parle pas le Francais. I don't speak French! I may not be able to spell it either.

It was an experiment, my 60+ old dughter now likes all things purple. I enjoyed it for several nights although it was a bit runny, waste not want not as I was brought up.

Certainly a fowl joke!!

When my wife was in hospital bringing in a new family treasure I made a purple custard including honey for a sweetener, the kids refused to eat it . Apparently custard won't set with honey and purple is not a great colour for it. I am still being made aware of my culinary shortcomings 50 years...