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    SpecSavers

    Geee I hope this person is okay. A few Years back a mate blew a Tyre while barreling along a dusty gravel road just out of Albany in W.A (I saw the photos when the tow truck pulled him out after they chain sawed two of the trees and winched him out). He told how he instantly went bush down a...
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    ALDI spoofs McDonald's and Domino's—leaving shoppers amused!

    Cheeeze that would upset me too.. in this instance I do agree as one needs to most definitely be selective when shopping these days. When fuel and electricity prices come down I will no doubt pay no attention to what happens at the till but until then for me, its Aldi. VIVE LA DIFFERRENCE..
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    ALDI spoofs McDonald's and Domino's—leaving shoppers amused!

    I shop around for instance Lettuce (I wrap them in alfoil so they last two weeks in the fridge) I get lettuce from Coles is always way cheaper and almost double in size. However, doing a comparable food shop for what I like (while having to purchase only known brands) is on average $35.00 more...
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    Joke Fish!

    I sat fishing looking across the open channel at Brunswick Heads a couple of years back, looking over as I did, towards a guy with his rod bent almost back on itself and then l saw it a monstrous sized fish at least four foot - five feet long in the old measurement hanging there. It was...
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    Joke Blind Faith!

    I just feel to say that today is the 35th anniversary of my 35th birthday yaaay... Sometimes for me life is a joke, sometimes it's a weird wild and an' at times an extremely dangerous and challenging adventure. But it's always underpinned by the one same everyday love story. I love it...
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    Beloved comedian Cal Wilson passes away at 53

    I agree I didn't mind feeling like a rockstar for a month or so and just dismissively ignoring the constant emails at my door.... but getting slightly rude crude and ridiculous, the stuff I received there for a while. It was not until I wrote as an extremely bawdy Australian larrikin...
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    Beloved comedian Cal Wilson passes away at 53

    Thanks mate, it is a pain in the proverbial isnt it. like you, Iittleboy8 I am not anal about it, but I am so in the club with you, when it comes to pointing out stuff that is not behaving in an expected way when it quite potentially could detrimentally affect us, or someone else and whatever it...
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    Beloved comedian Cal Wilson passes away at 53

    Auto correct has once again changed my writing and this time changed Cal to Carl . Once typed however, an article remains unable to be edited as some tech savvy person has connected the edit button to advertise products and services...it's been like this for weeks so if any of my posts have...
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    Beloved comedian Cal Wilson passes away at 53

    She (Rip) to was to me an excellent example of an attractive quick witted, apparently continuously sensible person. As a comedian Cal Wilson never appeared cruel (hilariously harsh though) and she didn't get seem to get into swearing that much, or at least I never heard her do this, despite...
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    Experts predict 'cashless' Australia likely by 2026, seniors among most affected

    ABSOLUTELY... what a miraculous thing for criminals in all of their many forms. Just shows what persistence can do if you can't get rich by stealing money remove money and DRAMATICALLY harvest money by stealing data. Surely the DARK WEB would have programs for sale right now for those keen to...
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    Joke Claustrophobia!

    Why they don't have an enormous sign that simply reads CELLARBRATE instead of liquor land which sounds rather raunchy I don't know.
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    Experts predict 'cashless' Australia likely by 2026, seniors among most affected

    This is soooo smart.A few years back they had stagecoach robbers then bank robbers train robbers etc, all of these methods of obtaining money illegally however were fraught with difficulty aside from the actual act as the task itself, which was dangerous. Criminals could be identified, and the...
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    Joke Absolutely gorgeous

    I am a bit of a dumbass with cryptic jokes sometimes so initially I didn't get it at all like many others so yep, I scrolled. Makes sense now / ancient proverb: When the sun is shining there's warmth on the face even a blind man can see. Yep I get it though it's a harsh backhander to say that...
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    Expect The Unexpected

    Fun fact the batman as in the guy that erects netting over many orchards in northern N.S.W ... Well, his partner is called Robin. And well technically he would drive to work therefore in a batmobile... Art =Life as they say.... I don't know if he fights the forces of evil or not, so maybe its a...
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    Beloved comedian Cal Wilson passes away at 53

    I really liked her a lot however the KIWI TWANG always let me know that she was a very much-loved Gnu-Zullander and not an Australian. REST IN PEACE CAL... I shall miss your vivaciousness love...
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    VILLAGE OF THE DARNED

    Okay.... finally, we have a credible answer... welcome to our timeline... may your experience be a pleasant one and please don't take any of my socks back with you as trade items in the alternative universe should you choose to cross back over. Please take most of our politicians with you...
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    VILLAGE OF THE DARNED

    I discovered only recently that I have ELEVEN odd socks, how weird is that? I feel that there must be a parallel universe somewhere, made up of odd socks pens, remotes, buttons, pieces of paper with all sorts of important information on them and odd keys ... Somehow a gap in our reality forms...
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    WHERE DID YOU GROW UP?

    Sometimes I feel like a really cute bubbly vibrant present and alive 50-year-old woman. And I meet them all the time, it's true so I do empathize with you. the thing about my being 70 years of age, is despite my incredibly youthful vigor and appearance with my long blonde hair way down past my...
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    Why are some Australians resorting to petty crime? Shocking ‘desperate’ measures reveal the reality of the cost of living crisis

    Oh yeah, my life is great, I'm not done by a long shot Driving girl, I'll have many grand adventures yet and I most definitely will partner up with an adorable before too long. Notoriety does that, and when the time is right, and I have the time to do it. that's going to happen. These past...
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