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  1. Mark@Home

    Optus announces price hike in mobile plans

    You know who ends up paying for these corporations' gross negligence, massive profits with directors bonuses and shareholders dividends. Us.
  2. Mark@Home

    Princess Kate's surprise move from Windsor sparks speculation amid new controversy

    Stop digging the manure, veggiepatch! You know why!
  3. Mark@Home

    Woolworths reveals global flavours Australians can't get enough of—is your favourite on the list?

    And yet Britain is getting the cold shoulder. Both Woolies and Coles used to stock items from Perth (WA)-based British Sausage, Ham and Bacon Company. One item dumped by each retailer is unsmoked back bacon. Ask most supermarket staff and butchers for unsmoked pork anything and they look as...
  4. Mark@Home

    Experts grill concerns over meat's role in Avian Flu spread

    Today's prayer of the needy.
  5. Mark@Home

    ANZ app outage: Digital ‘cash-astrophe’ leaves Australians high and dry!

    Not just the Australia and New Zealand Banking Group. Microsoft has suffered MAJOR outages and also Chat GPT and DuckDuckGo. These are continuing.
  6. Mark@Home

    ‘Can you stop doing that?’: Customer slams Australia Post over ‘lazy’ delivery excuse

    "Australia Post revealed that posties have logged over 81,000 hazards." Ha! From the article, I am led to believe that was 81,000 threatening blades of grass! It is a good job the Allies weren't as timid in two world wars. Or maybe we'd all be Heiling Hitler and today's posties (Die...
  7. Mark@Home

    ‘Useless paper I’ve ever used’: This ALDI product leaves shoppers furious!

    I use the Large Hadron Collider to bombard the Coles hypertolucionic particles inherent in Australian pizza with IGA sub atomic particles. I can tell you now, most solemnly, that I have NEVER experienced the reported problems with Aldi baking paper. This is frippery gone haywire.
  8. Mark@Home

    The thorny issue taking Aussie gardens by storm

    Ah yes! Those 1970s floral ones. Groovy, man!
  9. Mark@Home

    The thorny issue taking Aussie gardens by storm

    I have some spare commas. Would you like one?
  10. Mark@Home

    Government decision hits Chemist Warehouse's prescription policy

    The Pharmacy Guild Of Australia should stick to pharma ham instead of hamming up economic theory. They are simply money-raking in their closed world of money-grabbing bar stewards.
  11. Mark@Home

    Seasoned critic dishes take on modern manners: Tastefully breaking bread or overdone?

    LOL Don't knock it until you've tried it. Unless you get the nod from Many Chins Rinehart. Second thoughts, I might give her a call; I like a challenge....
  12. Mark@Home

    Seasoned critic dishes take on modern manners: Tastefully breaking bread or overdone?

    Or their finger in someone else's! Especially if they have to lean across the table to get it sucked.
  13. Mark@Home

    Protect your iPhone from thieves immediately with this one simple setting

    I got my iPhone on Flybuys. I don't see what all the fuss is. If you don't want to spend thousands of dollars on a 'phone, it may surprise you that you don't have to!! Wow! But if you do, stop bleating about the misfortune OF YOUR OWN MAKING to the rest of the world. Simples!
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    Seasoned critic dishes take on modern manners: Tastefully breaking bread or overdone?

    Interesting to read the dictates of someone who ought to know better, pontificating on which manners to ditch. With slack attitudes like hers, it is no wonder that society has gone to the dogs.
  15. Mark@Home

    The thorny issue taking Aussie gardens by storm

    I like yuccas. I plant them everywhere...... ..............oooh! There's another one! :cool:
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    King Charles’ portrait reigns over social media for a ‘creepy’ reason

    I am chuckling at all the no-taste colonials criticising this wonderful painting. Their revulsion reveals their upholding of Ben Butcher as the paragon of austral artistic decorum.
  17. Mark@Home

    Prince Harry and Meghan's Archewell Foundation in trouble amid busy schedules and controversies

    They threw our beloved Queen under a bus. That alone is treason. That is utterly unforgiveable. Whinge told Ginge to say he no longer wished to play Royal Families any more and to resign from the British Monarchy in favour of a quiet life free from the press. Whinge then embarked on a...
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