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Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock, Whose there? Bean Bean who? Bean to any movies lately.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. I have seen this joke before but if you have not seen it, you get a good laugh at the end. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon surgery, as the woman laid her duck on the table the surgeon took out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. With you here, your village must be missing its biggest idiot.

If the government stopped bringing in all these oversees migrants and spending money in getting them settled there would be more money for Australians who need it, I know I and my family were ten pound poms but I was nominated by my brother and lived for a while with them until we found...

Dennis R's Morning Joke. A Boomer couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Seniors special was 2 eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, and toast for $2-99, sounds great said the wife but I do not want the eggs, then I will have to charge you $3-49 because you are choosing a LA Carte" the waiter...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you forgot your twin brother's birthday.

Have you ever seen a picture of the punishment with salt applied, you would not think it was P------r.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor- Doctor how can I stop my nose running? Stick out your foot and trip it up,

I know it is brutal but bring back the cat of nine tails, when 16 and reading the newspapers in the UK some of them used to print criminal's names in there newspaper you never saw there names in the papers again, the thought of that punishment would make them think twice before there feuds.

Dennis R's Morning Joke A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big, opened mouth kiss and says I will see you later and walks away, the wife glares at her husband and said who the hell was...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Doctor - Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Yo-Yo, How are you feeling? Ho, up and down.

Quite right i was in a hurry this morning and did not do my usual spell check

Dennis R's Morning Joke I came across this joke yesterday and it said it was an oldie, but I hadn't seen it before, and I got a good laugh at the ending so here goes. Widow Brown was sitting in her acetic looking into an old trunk and reminiscing about the good old days, suddenly a genie...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a picture of his wife and said "Shes beautiful isn't she, I said to him if you think she is beautiful you should see my wife mate, he said is she a stunner? I said no she is an Optician.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the Pan?

Dennis R's Morning Joke. How many toes does an idiot have? Take off your socks and count them.

If you cannot afford it do not buy it.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Ten cats on a boat one jumped off, how many were left? None they were all copycats.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Docter Docter I have a hoarse throat. The resemblance doesn't end there either.