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Dennis R's Morning Joke. A Boomer couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Seniors special was 2 eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns, and toast for $2-99, sounds great said the wife but I do not want the eggs, then I will have to charge you $3-49 because you are choosing a LA Carte" the waiter warned her, you mean I would have to pay more for not taking the eggs? asked the wife incredulously, yes said the waiter, I will take the special then, great said the waiter how do you want your eggs? Raw and in the shell the wife replied, she took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

Don't Mess with Seniors, we have been round the block more than once.
 

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