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    Joke Quickies!

    Dennis R 's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a solar powered torch.
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    Joke Been waiting a long long time to see it

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Sorry to be late with joke as I had an hospital appointment What is a crowbar? A pub where crows can get a drink of beer.
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    Joke Family Planning

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long ? Polaroids
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    Joke Marks

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock, Who's there . Althea Althea who? Althea you later alligator.
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    Joke Marks

    Just giving you more for your money mate, Was in quite a bit of pain this morning.
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    Joke Marks

    Dennis R's Morning joke. When Adam introduced himself to Eve what 3 words did he use which read the same backwards and forward? Madame I'm Adam.
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    Troubled Guests

    Dennis R'S Morning Joke. What kind of bird steals from a bank? A robin.
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    When your favourite coffee mug losses its handle

    YOU MUST BE ALL OF A FLUTTER
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    When your favourite coffee mug losses its handle

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Which bird tastes like butter? A Stork.
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    Member Spotlight: Fighting isolation one joke at a time with @Skipton

    Dennis R's afternoon Joke. Why are sausages so bad mannered? They spit into the frypan.
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    Daffy and Elmer

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Ahab. Ahab who? Ahab to go to the toilet quickly, make haste and open the door.
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    Joke A short call ...

    Thanks for your enquiry, still have to walk slowly, wish my scooter could be used inside, family room at one end of house main bedroom at the other.
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    Joke A short call ...

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Becauase she never marries the best Man.
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    SDC Rewards Behind-The-Scenes: What's it all about?

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a lead balloon.
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    SDC Rewards Behind-The-Scenes: What's it all about?

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What bird succeeds? A budgie without teeth.
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    Joke Darling!

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Teacher how was your holiday Penny? Penny, great me and my brother spent all the time burying each other in the sand. Teacher says that sounds like fun. Penny, Daddy said we can go back next year and find him.
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    Joke Darling!

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    Joke Two Sisters

    When I first saw this joke they were walking through a forest when they came across a notice tacked to a tree, I wonder how many versions you get of a joke doing the rounds?
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    Joke Two Sisters

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Albert Albert Who? Albert you do not know who this is ?
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