[nickname]

A short call ...​

My girlfriend called me and said she saw a fox on the way to work.

I asked her how she knew it was on it's way to work.

She hung up on me.

I'll see myself out ...​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke, Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Becauase she never marries the best Man.

 

[Jo Piper3]

Hope you are feeling better after your unfortunate accident.

 

[Luckyus]

A wealthy Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out.

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman in appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, 5 carats of diamonds, and $50,000 dollars.

A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.

The hospital telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate more of his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Black Magic chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had before.

He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds and money ... but you only gave
me a thank-you card and a box of chocolates."


To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins"

 

[Dennis]

Hope you are feeling better after your unfortunate accident.

Thanks for your enquiry, still have to walk slowly, wish my scooter could be used inside, family room at one end of house main bedroom at the other.