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    Joke It started right after that

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why does a hummingbird hum? Because it does not know the words.
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    Major Aussie bank cuts 1,500 jobs, pushes cashless future

    I have been a member of Beyond Bank for 50 years and had no trouble at all, when I go in they treat me in a real friendly way and any help you need they are quite efficent in helping you out.
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    Joke Quotes by the Late Great Spike Milligan:

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is Mozart up to now ? Decomposing.
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    Joke How do you like your steak?

    Knock - Knock Who's there? Babs babs who? Baboons are a type of apes
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    Joke 🏛️ Greek mythology

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one.
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    Joke Granddad Joke of the day

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so dumb you invented an ejector seat on a helicopter
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    WHAT I MEAN...

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do you give sick birds? Tweetment
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    Joke Dad Joke 🥬

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? What are you crying about
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    WHAT IS PROPOGANDA?

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. On what nuts can pictures hang? Walnuts.
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    WHAT IS PROPOGANDA?

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    Joke Dad Joke 👋

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented rubber nails.
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    Joke ''One, Two, Three Jump''!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Which language do birds speak? Pigeon English.
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    Punography

    A good set of Puns. Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the difference between a hungry person and a greedy person? One longs to eat and the other eats to long
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    Maths Question

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Abyssinia Abyssinia who? Abyssinia when I get back.
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    Impressive...

    But does your figure Fit the reply? Dennis R's Morning Joke. When is a chair like a woman's dress? When it's Satin.
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    Joke The Tuck

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so Dumb you invented an ashtray for a motor Bike.
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    Joke The Tuck

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Which bird is always out of breath? A Puffin.
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    Joke No thought

    Take someone with you to do the bending. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a son who eats his mother and father? An Orphan.
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    Quiz Game coming soon ....

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Augusta Augusta Who? Augusta of wind just blew my hat away
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    WHAT IS PROPOGANDA?

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. WHY IS A LADIES BELT LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK? BECAUSE IT GOES ROUND AND ROUND AND GATHERS THE WAIST.
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