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No chorizo??? o_O Chorizo is made from pork, not horse meat! 🤣

Right next to my miniature tomato plantation.... Oh wait! Tomatoes are technically a fruit....

‘Nine years is a long time,’ to which Kyle joked, ‘I plan to die on air.’ Can you please hurry up!

No shit!

The makers of Tyrrell’s, Snack Brands, confirmed that the decision came down to ‘insufficient levels of consumer demand’. Lack of consumer demand due to them tasting like shit.

Stick your tariff infected Trump Rump up your Mar-a-Laghole.

Wow! Victorian councils are being asked to perform a task? Well, that will be a first. Performing a task that is. Other than issuing illegal parking and other infringement notices. Shoot councils, Australia wide, into the sun! They are a nothing but a withered ineffectual pseudo arm of...

ENFORCEMENT BY SUBTERFUGE! No more....no less.

Don't worry! A Liberal government would try to extort twice as much money.

How can scammers copy a scammer site? That's a new twist! 😝

That's discriminatory! What about all the M&Ms out there??

The name Google Pixel 6a Charcoal is most appropriate....

You are already saving! About $22.30 when your medication costs $7.70.

Some people would still complain if they got PAID for taking prescription medication!

The Mt Morgan reference made me think. I lived in Bundaberg for nearly 10 years.

Wonder if our application will be approved to plant native trees. On the balcony of a 19th floor apartment? I can only try....

That's in Queensland? Somewhere near Rockhampton?

What will the authorities change the name of the cat breed, Maine COON to? Maine CHEER?

I had two copies of Blondie's "Parallel Lines" album for some strange reason. "One Way Or Another" was my favourite track, along with "Hanging On The Telephone".

Is this woman in employment? In the words of Billy Connolly when speaking of women's greed:- "I want it all all and I want it NOW! NO! I want it YESTERDAY!!"