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Your life’s journey no doubt would weave a rich tapestry. Did you not enjoy drinking? As long as you’re single and not harming anyone else (other than yourself) enjoy the ride. Death is not choice destination but ‘the’ destination how you get there is your choice inebriated enjoyment filled fast...

The Great (un)Australian company that panders to Albo in pushing Australia Day into the forgotten past so that a referendum on becoming a republic gets improved positive impetus.

Genie on the beach A bloke was walking along the beach when he spotted a fisherman. He walked over and during the usual pleasantries he spotted a really large pen amongst his fishing gear. ‘Where did you get that pen it’s a beauty?’ The fisherman looked at him and said ‘See that old bottle with...

Hilarious???? I think you need to get out more.

What arrogance! Why would the Labor Party & Minister Paul Scully Member for Wollongong attack the housing choice of many of its own grassroots supporters who traditionally have worked in underpaid labour intensive employment who cannot afford costly rent or mortgages. You are going to make life...

Clearly, if your only choice is to live in a caravan in NSW you would not be voting for Paul Scully or his party at the next election. After which a move to QLD might be an option.

Just hope the government funds the charities relying on cash donations with the huge increase in tax they will receive with the abolition of ‘cash in hand’ jobs.

I’ve seen 100’s of customers walk out of my local Coles store because of a sign… It said ‘EXIT’

There’s nothing ‘private’ with a short arm inspection.

I got a sweater for Christmas… I was really hoping for a moaner or groaner.

Did you stand on one foot at midnight New Years Eve? Best to start the new year on the right foot.

Nah I don’t think any animals should be riding in food trolleys… I’m outa there. Same as I don’t buy plastic shopping bags but stack the groceries in the trolley cos I got banned from taking my own shopping bags to the store just cos it had Nappies written in neat writing on the side of each one.

The supermarkets shouldn’t treat everyone as potential thieves but should ban thieves caught from their stores. Photos and names displayed at front of store.

I’d purposely leave the window open next time and have a great noisy time. Then leave a note on the neighbours doorstep asking for a copy of the recording if it was a memorable session.

Albo should step down if the ‘Yes’ vote doesn’t get up and be held accountable for the $250M wasted on a referendum when it has been widely polled not to get up.

A bloke was having a good time with a married woman on the kitchen table when she heard the front gate close. She said ‘Quick try the backdoor’ He wishes now he’d run out the back door.

A bloke was having ‘issues’ so he his doctor prescribed ‘ little blue pills’. You know the ones… The next day he went to see the doctor. ‘Doc, what has gone up hasn’t come down’ Doc sent him home. After 3 days he sees the Doc. Still hasn’t become flaccid. Doc says ‘ go for a run tonight and...

I have 2 free Apps that have saved me $1000’s over the last few years using premium fuel. I have a 158L fuel tank. 1. ‘Petrol Spy’ will let me know the cheapest fuel around me on a street map or if I enter a town into ‘search’. It also has a graph that shows the average price of fuel in a cycle...