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    Joke The King and the Princess

    Hilarious???? I think you need to get out more.
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    Outrage sparks as caravan reforms roll out Down Under

    What arrogance! Why would the Labor Party & Minister Paul Scully Member for Wollongong attack the housing choice of many of its own grassroots supporters who traditionally have worked in underpaid labour intensive employment who cannot afford costly rent or mortgages. You are going to make life...
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    Outrage sparks as caravan reforms roll out Down Under

    Clearly, if your only choice is to live in a caravan in NSW you would not be voting for Paul Scully or his party at the next election. After which a move to QLD might be an option.
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    Cash is in danger of disappearing.

    Just hope the government funds the charities relying on cash donations with the huge increase in tax they will receive with the abolition of ‘cash in hand’ jobs.
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    ‘Cash only’: Shoppers flee Coles after reading sign

    I’ve seen 100’s of customers walk out of my local Coles store because of a sign… It said ‘EXIT’
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    Joke Who's next

    There’s nothing ‘private’ with a short arm inspection.
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    Joke Make my Day!

    I got a sweater for Christmas… I was really hoping for a moaner or groaner.
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    I PUT MY RIGHT FOOT IN...

    Did you stand on one foot at midnight New Years Eve? Best to start the new year on the right foot.
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    What did this Coles shopper do that had everyone debating?

    Nah I don’t think any animals should be riding in food trolleys… I’m outa there. Same as I don’t buy plastic shopping bags but stack the groceries in the trolley cos I got banned from taking my own shopping bags to the store just cos it had Nappies written in neat writing on the side of each one.
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    Are supermarkets secretly watching you? The shocking reason behind their increased surveillance

    The supermarkets shouldn’t treat everyone as potential thieves but should ban thieves caught from their stores. Photos and names displayed at front of store.
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    Woman, neighbour in odd spat over sex noises—who’s wrong here?

    I’d purposely leave the window open next time and have a great noisy time. Then leave a note on the neighbours doorstep asking for a copy of the recording if it was a memorable session.
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    Want a new fridge or dishwasher? Here’s how you can nab $1,000 from the Climate Smart Energy Savers Program

    Albo should step down if the ‘Yes’ vote doesn’t get up and be held accountable for the $250M wasted on a referendum when it has been widely polled not to get up.
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    Courtroom Laugh

    A bloke was having a good time with a married woman on the kitchen table when she heard the front gate close. She said ‘Quick try the backdoor’ He wishes now he’d run out the back door.
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    Courtroom Laugh

    A bloke was having ‘issues’ so he his doctor prescribed ‘ little blue pills’. You know the ones… The next day he went to see the doctor. ‘Doc, what has gone up hasn’t come down’ Doc sent him home. After 3 days he sees the Doc. Still hasn’t become flaccid. Doc says ‘ go for a run tonight and...
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    Great News! Seniors can get a petrol discount at United Petroleum

    I have 2 free Apps that have saved me $1000’s over the last few years using premium fuel. I have a 158L fuel tank. 1. ‘Petrol Spy’ will let me know the cheapest fuel around me on a street map or if I enter a town into ‘search’. It also has a graph that shows the average price of fuel in a cycle...
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    Thought I’d say g’day

    Thought I’d say g’day Hi I’m John
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    British expat exposes 'feral' Aussie shopping habits… Which ones are you guilty of?

    Yeah some interesting observations… 1.I’ve seen ppls pick the grapes off the stalks and repack into the plastic bag to save on weight at the check out. 2. I’ve gotten home to find that my Sensodine box contains a tube of Colgate. 3. Always check the eggs … the 700mL extra large egg cartons...
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