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    Joke Dad Joke 👋

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented rubber nails.
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    Joke ''One, Two, Three Jump''!

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Which language do birds speak? Pigeon English.
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    Punography

    A good set of Puns. Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the difference between a hungry person and a greedy person? One longs to eat and the other eats to long
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    Maths Question

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Abyssinia Abyssinia who? Abyssinia when I get back.
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    Impressive...

    But does your figure Fit the reply? Dennis R's Morning Joke. When is a chair like a woman's dress? When it's Satin.
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    Joke The Tuck

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. You are so Dumb you invented an ashtray for a motor Bike.
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    Joke The Tuck

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Which bird is always out of breath? A Puffin.
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    Joke No thought

    Take someone with you to do the bending. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a son who eats his mother and father? An Orphan.
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    Quiz Game coming soon ....

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock - Knock Who's there? Augusta Augusta Who? Augusta of wind just blew my hat away
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    WHAT IS PROPOGANDA?

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. WHY IS A LADIES BELT LIKE A GARBAGE TRUCK? BECAUSE IT GOES ROUND AND ROUND AND GATHERS THE WAIST.
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    Joke Quickies!

    Dennis R 's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a solar powered torch.
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    Joke Been waiting a long long time to see it

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Sorry to be late with joke as I had an hospital appointment What is a crowbar? A pub where crows can get a drink of beer.
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    Joke Family Planning

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long ? Polaroids
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    Joke Marks

    Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock, Who's there . Althea Althea who? Althea you later alligator.
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    Joke Marks

    Just giving you more for your money mate, Was in quite a bit of pain this morning.
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    Joke Marks

    Dennis R's Morning joke. When Adam introduced himself to Eve what 3 words did he use which read the same backwards and forward? Madame I'm Adam.
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    Troubled Guests

    Dennis R'S Morning Joke. What kind of bird steals from a bank? A robin.
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    When your favourite coffee mug losses its handle

    YOU MUST BE ALL OF A FLUTTER
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    When your favourite coffee mug losses its handle

    Dennis R's Morning Joke. Which bird tastes like butter? A Stork.
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