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An elderly Catholic woman went to confession, but because she was deaf she was inclined to shout. The priest told her to speak more quietly or everyone in the church could hear what she was saying, but the woman yelled back, "What did you say?" So the priest told her that next time she came to...

My God! Just how large is your mum?

How much spark do you need?

Sounds like he hopes to at least win some seats with this new party. Why does he have to start a new party anyway, why not stay with the party everyone knows him for? No new parties every do very well in elections so he is wasting his time. I could think of better ways he could spend his...

Sorry to hear of Maya's passing. My condolences to her family, we shall miss her as she was a good actress. All the good ones seem to be popping off these days.

The Clarence Valley Council have increased the rates in this area every year for the last eight or nine years and each time it happens they vote themselve an increase in fees. We have really bad roads and terrible water to name a couple of things but the council seem reluctant to fix what the...

The increase seems completely unfair to me. The amount of the increase is far too much and I believe the increase, if necessary, should be more for the bottom floors and less for the upper floors. My reasoning is that should the lift break down the people on the upper floor are at a great...

I have received a letter from Telstra saying they are changing their system to pay ahead instead of after. In that letter it also states that no extra charges will be made and that the initial bill I receive in the new system may overlap with the last bill of the old system, but any extra I...

This sounds ridiculous to me. Like remote control. How on earth can people working overseas know what the problems are and solve them for people in Australia? It's as bad as reading headlines in newspapers which are completely misleading to get your attention.

When we arrived in Australia one of the first things our neighbours told us was not to go near oleanders as they were poisonous. I am glad e heeded their warning. Likewise if I don't know what is poisonous in plants, insects and animals, I avoid them.

We once lived on a mountain west of Tweed Heads and brown snakes were around, but found that if you leave them alone, they leave you alone. Our nearest neighbour (quarter of a mile away up the hill) found a brown snake who liked to laze in the sun across the door of the dunny. Their daughter...

Very thoughtful of you to do this. Thanks!, I'm sure a lot of people will be pleased if they start translating the instructions.

Well said, mOiOz

Things become a little difficult to assemble when the instructions come in Japanese/Chinese!!

i love the taste of Nutella and had thought the different colour for the N was just a design choice. As far as Vegemite is concerned, I do not like it at all, much too salty for my taste.

I think we have the same joke book, Dennis.

Very good mOiOz

That's not nice, SirExton. You are not usually that bad!

This is terrible. Homeless people are not in that position because they want to be so why make things worse by fining.