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Very good lol

Yes I would definitely try these and would even try to grow them myself, my wife is a purple freak and loves everything purple.

This is all well and good if I’m entitled to a refund from my previous bank ( Westpac) whom I haven’t been with now for 5 years. When I applied way back in the 80’s, 90’s etc was I sold junk insurance then against personal loans? Also getting “fined” for not having enough money in my account for...

Lol haha

Too funny lol

Very funny hahahaha

Yeah a bit dry so only a half a laugh, ha

Surgeons Four surgeons are sitting around on lunch break discussing the best people to operate on. 1st surgeon says “I like operating on librarians as when you open them up everything is in alphabetical order” 2nd surgeon says “I like operating on accountants as when you open up everything is...

Apologies if I sounded harsh

Um defiant me thinks you don’t understand much at all as I think you said the same thing about another joke a few weeks ago. The punch line says “Eating with the crew” the Captain is regarded as the crew in his belief!

No I don’t agree, if there is to be an extra charge the diners should be informed at the start of there ordering their meals, Drinks etc.

“AH” - joke A Motor cycle cop stops a driver after seeing him going through a red light. The driver, a real so and so steps out of his car and immediately shouts at the cop as why he pulled him over? The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation and takes out the ticket book. The...

Bugs “Dad, are bugs good to eat? asked his son. “ Let’s Not Talk about such things at the dinner table son” his Father replied. After Dinner the father enquired “ Now , son, what did you want to ask me? “Oh nothing” his son replied “There was a bug in your soup but it’s gone now!”

Bugs “Dad, are bugs good to eat? asked his son. “ Let’s Not Talk about such things at the dinner table son” his Father replied. After Dinner the father enquired “ Now , son, what did you want to ask me? “Oh nothing” his son replied “There was a bug in your soup but it’s gone now!”

Little Johnny Teacher asks Johnny “what’s the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?” Johnny replies “ Bamba Lakkadi Jimba.” Teacher says “ I don’t understand anything you said!” Johnny replies….”Same here!!!”

lmao very funny keep em coming

Before I scrolled down to see the answers I Chose candidate B because, I sleep till noon, I take drugs ( blood pressure tablets) and I enjoy a glass or two of whiskey. The 1st 1 Not my cup of tea and the 3rd is too much of a goody 2 shoe lol

Love it made me lol

That’s much better and funny hahaha

Sorry am not amused at that so called joke, please try to keep it a little cleaner