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Ok, when I worked I was paying “supposedly “ 30% in taxes, however when I actually worked it out I was only paying 22%. I’m retired now got and spent my Super, now on the pension. I believe that if the govt wants everyone to pay taxes then make every single worker pay the same tax eg, 35- 50k...

Camping Sally, a blonde, is married to a Scout Master who unfortunately got sick and couldn’t take his Scout Troop to the mountains for a camping trip on the weekend. Sally said that she would take them, and hubby agreed. The next morning Sally checked that all the items needed for the trip...

One way to beat Monday Blues is to stay in bed

So shall we Can the Can?

I believe that everyone now should go through a driving school and not be taught by their parents which a lot of youngsters today seem to do. Some parents pass on their bad habits when driving and unfortunately don’t even know all the road rules themselves. I have been driving for 50 years and I...

So you started the “drug peddling craze” lol, I couldn’t resist …..sorry

Don’t worry too much as they’ll start taxing us on how much air we breathe next. o_O :sneaky:

Farmer and the pigs A farmer had 5 female pigs, times were bad so he decided to sell them at the Country Fair. At the fair he met another farmer who had 5 male pigs to sell. After discussing their problems they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived 50 miles...

Hi Maddie, great idea for Xmas give away. Wife and I are hosting grandkids this Xmas so if we win would be a fantastic help. Also we wish everyone a very merry Xmas and and a fantastic time.

Very very funny pmsl

Didn’t see that one coming lol

T.V. So, hands up those of us that like to watch tv? Ok then why do we sit and watch repeats of the same programs over and over again? How many of us watch reality t.v? Seems these days the only program that isn’t a repeat is the news. All I can say now is thanks to Netflix at least I now can...

Yeah, it was his shout lol

Just not golf! At dawn the phone rings. “Hello, Senor Gene? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your Country House” “Ah yes, Ernesto, what can I do for you? Is there a problem?” “Um, I’m just calling to advise you that your parrot has died” “My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International...

Inscription A young couple were having an argument in bed, hubby jumped up grabbed a blanket and slept on the couch. The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened the night before decided to buy husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer went to the pro shop where he played golf...

Banks need to keep their investors happy by getting them more money…simple

Lmao very good

I actually got my pension rise on the 5th October.

Hey Jazza, you know I wholeheartedly agree that the govt should stop all deliveries of our gas and coal to overseas countries, reopen all the refineries that were closed down and start producing our own fuel for the Aussie consumer. We have enough oil and gas in Bass Straight to last us over 300...

O.K now my question is , “What is the ACCC for? They do absolutely nothing except sit back and line their own pockets with the Govt subsidy to help fight “inflation, oil prices, petrol prices and power prices” it’s about time someone took them to task and get them off their fat arses and do...