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A romantic man never loses his romance, it may get turned off for different reasons, but the romance glow is still there. Maybe a kiss & a rose might help you ladies today. 💋 🌹

Yes it's easy to start a fight ;)

Bugger Ian is only three times a week, Greg is lucky. :ROFLMAO:

It doesn't work like that at my BBQs :ROFLMAO: I must be doing the wrong thing?🤔

Plus I reared them all through thier life until they became 13 years old and Dad turned into a Dickhead.:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I helped make two beautiful daughters, nobody rubbed my nuts & said well done? I don't think I even got thanked for it, plus I helped the missus all the way through pregnancy & then got up to the crying useless little things? No and my balls never got any attention.

That's true :ROFLMAO:

I pee,d myself :ROFLMAO: so true.

Another rain gauge :ROFLMAO:

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Send them to Central Queensland and if they can't get a job here, they don't want one.

A rain gauge is a pretty good thought & gift. Now you can check the amount of rainfall & advise him. Did you have to install or did he, now that would be a bonus. :ROFLMAO:

Yah a bit of a downer.

If I had a pussy resting on my privates I certainly would not chase it off. 😁

I remember one time at the near beginning of a 4hour car trip, the kids were fighting & arguing in the back seat. I stopped the car on the side of the highway and got the one that I thought was the main instigator out of the car & closed the door & hoped back in the car to drive away, But I...

Bugger that.

Yes I spy was a good one, I used to ask my kids how many different animals they could see. Another one was what type of car or what colour car will be next. :ROFLMAO:

Certainly got more guts than brains. Stuff that.