JOB OPPORTUNITY

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local Centerlink office to pick up his cheque.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing the dole. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2022 Mercedes-Benz, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me right?!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well...
You started it.

 

[hannihuddsamp1974]

Thinking about changing activities is very useful for many of us.

 

[ArchoBeam]

If you're thinking about a career with animals, one interesting option could be becoming a puppy kindergarten instructor.It’s a rewarding path that involves teaching puppies the basics of socialization and early training, setting them up for a lifetime of good behavior. You’d work with puppies, teaching them simple commands, helping them interact with other dogs, and laying the foundation for their future training.

Career Option 1: Puppy Kindergarten could be the perfect job for someone who loves dogs and has a bit of patience. Plus, the demand for puppy trainers has been growing as more people look to train their pets in positive and effective ways.

 

[Ivory]

I worked for two years, as a specialist consultant, with long term unemployed people with complex and multiple non-vocational barriers to employment. About 50% we’re genuine and the rest had the biggest barrier “but why should I work when I don’t want to?”

 

[Ian D]

Send them to Central Queensland and if they can't get a job here, they don't want one.