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Did you stand on one foot at midnight New Years Eve? Best to start the new year on the right foot.

Nah I don’t think any animals should be riding in food trolleys… I’m outa there. Same as I don’t buy plastic shopping bags but stack the groceries in the trolley cos I got banned from taking my own shopping bags to the store just cos it had Nappies written in neat writing on the side of each one.

The supermarkets shouldn’t treat everyone as potential thieves but should ban thieves caught from their stores. Photos and names displayed at front of store.

I’d purposely leave the window open next time and have a great noisy time. Then leave a note on the neighbours doorstep asking for a copy of the recording if it was a memorable session.

Albo should step down if the ‘Yes’ vote doesn’t get up and be held accountable for the $250M wasted on a referendum when it has been widely polled not to get up.

A bloke was having a good time with a married woman on the kitchen table when she heard the front gate close. She said ‘Quick try the backdoor’ He wishes now he’d run out the back door.

A bloke was having ‘issues’ so he his doctor prescribed ‘ little blue pills’. You know the ones… The next day he went to see the doctor. ‘Doc, what has gone up hasn’t come down’ Doc sent him home. After 3 days he sees the Doc. Still hasn’t become flaccid. Doc says ‘ go for a run tonight and...

I have 2 free Apps that have saved me $1000’s over the last few years using premium fuel. I have a 158L fuel tank. 1. ‘Petrol Spy’ will let me know the cheapest fuel around me on a street map or if I enter a town into ‘search’. It also has a graph that shows the average price of fuel in a cycle...

Thought I’d say g’day Hi I’m John

Yeah some interesting observations… 1.I’ve seen ppls pick the grapes off the stalks and repack into the plastic bag to save on weight at the check out. 2. I’ve gotten home to find that my Sensodine box contains a tube of Colgate. 3. Always check the eggs … the 700mL extra large egg cartons...