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The seatbelts weren't done up? Talk about stating the bleeding obvious! I suppose he felt a bit hard done by, too ...

The biggest problem in her life is that she doesn't know how to rinse the blonde treatment out of her hair ... she probably didn't read those instructions, either. If she had, she might have seen where they said,"Beware! Continual use of this treatment can have long-lasting, unwanted effects...

Mandolin or mandoline? Speaking of dangerous objects around the home: how about razors, mousetraps, any kind of knife or fork, scissors, ladders, electrical outlets, roller chairs, skates ... how far must you go to show that ANYTHING used in a way that it's not designed for is dangerous? Overkill?

Just two words in answer to your wish ... Fat chance!

Ah, yes. How many "mea culpas" can we look forward to? Robodebt 2.0? Is that ro as in "roe", or rob as in "rob"?

That scam has gotta be approaching the oldest trick in the book status ... and people are still falling for it?

And, of course, we've all seen the very prominent signs displayed wherever you buy lithium-ion batteries warning of the fire/explosion dangers when recharging them, haven't wre?

The thing that floors me is that, out of all the people in Straya, Twiggy (or Gina, or Dick, or Kochie, or Ally, or Albo, or anybody else whose AI face bobs up on the screen) is appealing to me, personally, to get in on one of these seemingly limited-offer schemes. I should be so lucky ... What...

In your blurb, you say "it is believed that scammers are disguising the ad with legitimate-looking logos ... " Gee, ay? How long has it taken for this fact to be known, publicised and disseminated? How many times do you have to be told? There's one going around in Queensland (I call it...

The only serious part of your response is that there is the perception that the boofheads running this country have the brains or the ability to climb down off their superannuation piles to do something like that in the first place.

As well as those steps, why not drop a line to the store manager -- or even, Allah be praised, seeing we're becoming a lot more Muslimised, the CEO of the chain you're having a whinge about about -- explaining your reasons for doing so? Maybe a bit (or a bit more if people get off their acre?)...

You can always put in a dud Medicare number ansd let them waste a bit of time adding it to their list of scam contacts, but block and delete the email straight away. How sweet would it be if everybody adopted this way of getting back at them, no matter how small a start it is ...

Of course, everybody DID check the "From" line, didn't they?

Wouldn't be an election coming on somewhere soon, would there? Isn't it funny how Labor can throw around so much of your money today without a second thought of any consequences in the future?

Like that well-known Strayan mongoose says, "Simples! Just stay at home, tucked up in bed with your current issues of Woman's Daze and No Idea, don't listen to the ones who put the frighteners on you, make sure mummy feeds you many cups of nourishing hot pea and ham soup, turn off the cretiniser...

Exactly ... but what would be the chances of getting any of our spineless politicians to do something about it? When the notices went up that cash as not accepted for a completely legal transaction, they should have forced the businesses to add that credit cards were equally acceptable and...

Why emphasise "high-rise buildings"? Does it matter where they're getting charged?

WARNING, Will Robinson! Do you REALLY think that some radio pronouncer can "influence" someone with an ounce of nous to to top him/her/itself? That implication is definitely scraping the sludgy bottom of the gene pool.

Especially when so many of these well-known Strayans speak with a foreign/Yank accent!

Could it be that the Irwins' public profile has been dropping a tad recently? However, all is not lost, because it seems that Pauline has stepped in to help revive a slight bit of interest in what goes on in their rarefied world. Funny thing, it was reported that there was a deadline given to...