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    'Boring' national anthem sparks fierce debate among Australians: “I am constantly girt by loonies,” jokes one social media user

    There are many other Aussie songs that would fit this topic better, compared to the British and New Zealand anthems, it's flat.
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    Joke Venerable Bede

    Venerable Bede Hooray for the Venerable Bede, Who frequently scattered his seed, Twixt alter and pew, He would seek postures new, And wherever it rained, cried God speed.
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    Joke Cat joke

    Cat joke (Dialect reduced). A Yorkshire Dales farmer says to his wife "Our old cat's constipated, better ring Vitnary and get some medicine". Vet was Scottish and was still learning dialect, sent up a very large bottle of laxative with instructions and says he will ring later. A couple of days...
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    Recent MyGov Scam

    I also notice Mac Afee and Norton alerts have been caught up with scamming mails in their name?
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    Joke speeding from police

    I like it.
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    Cleaning expert reveals three life-changing hacks that everyone should know

    I got a selection of plastic covers from a locksmith, they don't rub off. Bit more expensive though?
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    A few Cyber scams to to be on the lookout for (and how to protect yourself)

    If I receive calls from numbers that I have not named, then I let them ring out. Should I pick up and say nothing as Riverlandlass does? We do not have a landline now, when we had, it was a silent number that enable me to call back from an unnamed caller to check.
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    Unsettling tea making recipe shocks millions online — “I’m traumatised”

    She can use it for milky coffee as well?
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    Australia will be trialling new technology converting human urine into fertilizer

    Horse, chook, etc are vegetable waste. Buy food from China? They fertilise with human waste. My Grandson always makes sure Grandad's lemon tree is fertilised before he leaves!
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    If Looks Could Kill: Grace Tame’s meeting with PM Scott Morrison

    What did she actually get the award for? Being able to act like a petty child, not getting the attention, it's Dylan year now not her's! I can't recall what she has championed last year
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    Leftover wine going to waste? Try this refreshing hack instead!

    I use a cork with a plastic head from a port or whiskey bottle. Does ok as long as it isn't shaken, especially sparkling!
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    Sydney woman warns others to be “proactive” about their health after discovering 4kg tumour inside left ovary, says doctors brushed it off for 2 years

    My wife went to our GP saying she was in pain due to being constipated, Told no, sent her straight away to Gynocologist who diagnosed a tumor on the ovaries, Referred to surgeon operated on, and was told it was cancer, but, because it was contained in the womb, had not broken out. All within 10...
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    Prepare for a cheaper weekly shop! What the Australia-UK free trade deal means for Australians

    Eyup. Aus dealers will put it up to $1, then down 50c citing it was already discounted?
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