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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. . Bit of an old one but it is in the queue. An older gentleman has been suffering from serious hearing problems for many years. he finally made an appointment to see his doctor. To his surprise, it was an easy fix, the doctor fitted him with a set of hearing...

Good as usual.

all my family will get a share of my will, all the great grand children will have their share put into trust funds until they are 21 an age where they will be looking for extra money.

What comes next? Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor I feel like I'm part of the internet. Well, you do look a site.

He was only speaking the truth. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a monster sleeping in a chandelier? A light sleeper.

Ha Ha.

She forgot the most important thing....Insurance. Dennis R's. Afternoon Joke. My Hawaiian home owners association passed a noise ordinance so strict that I can't even laugh out loud. All I can do is a low ha. Most clocks now days have auto-update when daylight saving begins or ends. So...

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the digital clock say to his mother? Look ma no hands.

Where do you find them, this one was hilarious.

A good one if you have not heard it before. Dennis R's morning Pun. Why does the hummingbird hum? Because it does not know the words.

Hi Cliffe, No, I have 2 books , one I am using now with 1001 articles and the other has 2000 to follow, so do not know what is coming up until next day. always good to see other members making contributions.

Keep them coming.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What's the difference between a sorcerer who raises the dead and a passionate vampire? One is a necromancer. The other is a neck romancer.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do frogs order in restaurants? French Flies.

To tell the truth the only beer I like his Ginger beer.

In the Uk when I reached an age where I was able to absorb news in a newspaper, odd times I would read where some criminals had received so many strokes of the cat of nine tails, you never saw there names in the newspaper again. crime increased when the cat was banned.

What flies around all day but never goes anywhere? A flag. Sorry about missing the last few days but trying to get used to my new computer, moving from Microsoft 10 to 11 is like learning a new language I suppose there are going to be more hiccups in the next few weeks At 95 I do not learn...

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. I was in my garage the other day when I saw 10 ants going around in a circle. I felt bad for them so I made a little house for them out of a cardboard box. this makes me their landlord. they are my tenants. sorry for the gaps the last few days, jumping from...