[Skipton]

''I'll Be Back!''​

My wife accompanied me this morning when I went to the barbers for a haircut
Reading a magazine in the reception area, she found an interesting article
and asked if she could take the magazine next door to make a photocopy.
‘Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card,’ the hairdresser said.
‘But my Hubby is here getting a haircut,’ she explained.
‘Yes,M’aam’, he replied. ‘But I need something that you'll come back for.’

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. . Bit of an old one but it is in the queue. An older gentleman has been suffering from serious hearing problems for many years. he finally made an appointment to see his doctor. To his surprise, it was an easy fix, the doctor fitted him with a set of hearing aids that restored his hearing to nearly full strength. In a month the man went back for a checkup, the doctor said, wow your hearing has really improved. It's perfect, your family must be so pleased that you can hear again. Oh, I have not told my family yet said the man. what? why not? asked the doctor, I've changed my will three times already.