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    Joke Sex

    What, are you going to turn into an elephant??????
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    Tough Woolies security guard nicknamed ‘Kevinator’ curses at shoplifters and forces them to go back inside and pay up

    Ahh, at last, an ACTUAL deterrent. The police only have "pussy" powers and are never readily accessible when needed to do actual "policing". They are more like babysitters these days rather than law enforcers. And it is all bought about by our lawmakers......read POLITICIANS...... who place...
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    Flight attendant reveals why you’re better off NEVER using toilet papers on a plane – “This is the BEST travel tip I’ve heard.”

    It makes a great deal of sense for a male to stand to urinate. It's all to do with the prostate gland allowing free flow from the bladder. When we stand, the prostate gland does not pressure the urinary tract so there is free flow, when we sit, the prostate gland does reduce that free flow and...
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    Shopper complains that his chicken buy is 'underweight', Woolies responds

    I think we might find that animals, and humans, body composition is made up of a large percentage of water. In adult males (human) that percentage is around 60%. I think that a 6,25% water content in the chicken is quiet reasonable...... It doesn't necessarily mean that the water in the...
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    Joke It's on again! Submit your best joke and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles or Woolies voucher!

    A well to do lady was in her local supermarket selecting a turkey for her family and some guests. She couldn't see a bird big enough for the number of people she would be entertaining. A young shop assistant was passing, and the woman addressed him...... "Excuse me young man", she said "Could...
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    Self-described 'gross girl' shares her lifestyle on TikTok: "I'm just a hippy"

    COVID is the excuse people use for everything that they don't want do. Each reply has the conotation that people are only showering, brushing teeth and washing hair because they are going to see someone else, thereby making them acceptable to another person. Well, I say GROW UP and just be the...
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    Organisation guru shares HASSLE-FREE hack for keeping lettuce fresh for longer

    I eat my lettuce. Could this behaviour be a new HACK?
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    Why are WA supermarkets selling ‘X-rated’ onions?

    They are always available naked at the tuck shop in a nudist camp ;)
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    The BEST food storage containers for the pantry of your dreams

    I just cannot understand why one person would need soooooooo much stuff stored in her pantry. It does make it understandable how there is so much wasted food thrown away.
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    How easy would it be to hack YOU? Warning issued to EVERY Australian includes terms you should NEVER USE in your password

    I hope that is not a password you use..... it should be on the list of worst passwords as it is the sequence of top line digits on the qwerty keyboard
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    Joke It's on again! Submit your best joke and go into the draw to win a $100 Coles or Woolies voucher!

    THE RECTUM STRETCHER A woman was speeding when she was stopped by a policeman parked behind a bridge and using a speedgun. When he approached her car asked the woman why she was speeding, she answered that she was late for work. "And what do you do for work?" he asked The woman replied "I'm a...
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    Fitness guru reveals how to make a HEALTHIER, low-calorie version of Subway’s meatball melt – “WOW, this is next level.”

    As reported in the article, one of the things that makes clean eating dreadful a challenge Or, it could also be perceived as a dreadful challenge!!!
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    REVEALED: How to eat pizza in a formal dining setting

    No doubt about the Poms...... In a formal setting, this is how you eat your slice of pizza .......... Spear it with your fork and place it in your MOUTH........... WOW..... Silly bloody POM...... where else would you place it ????? And WHY ISN"T this given HACK STATUS?
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    Mum shares SIMPLE TRICK for a HASSLE-FREE peeling of butternut pumpkins

    Another HACK for something that has been done for 50years. Back in the day it wasn't a hack, but rather the norm. This method is great for peeling potatoes too......lightly score the spud with a knife, cook them in their skin and then the skin slips right off. Less wastage of the vegetable...
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    Mum transforms her living room wall using $16 Kmart decor: "So happy with how it looks!"

    Well done Agnes. Yes, the devil is in the detail. One word (each) increased the cost of the project by 1,600per cent.
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    5 ancient kitchen gadgets that would boggle the minds of today's youth

    Here are 10 of the most fascinating (and slightly bizarre) kitchen gadgets from history. And the other 5 are????????
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